My Experience with my Anthro, uncensored.

Well, as I was enjoying the break between lunch and my coffee (I had off today), I got my package. I was as amused as I was with my Tongue. 8x8x8 boxes are huge compared to 6x6x6. Really, it was surprising.

I’m not too sure when, but I traded my Medium Werewolf with semi working suction cup (Never worked for me, but she got it to. Damn.) and cumtube in a 5 for a small Anthro Dragon, also in a 5. I swear, I thought the small Anthro was like the small Karabos or Seadragon, kind of sizeable. So a fellow Forumer offered the trade, I accepted. Do I regret this? Not because I no longer have my werewolf, but because I always, always know that I like 8s, moreso in smalls. 5 is too gooshie. No problem. It’ll be fun. I didn’t regret it in the slightest... then I had a long time to think about it. Shipping from Canada to the States and Vice Versa takes forever. It’s life.

While I do not dislike my darling Trader for this in the slightest, I was whiny: Either she was not at all excited, or just completely slipped her mind, or thought I wasn’t going to ship the Were... She forgot to ship the Anthro until she got the Werewolf. She was apologetic and that’s all well and good. I understand, but it gave me a long time to think about it.

To make matters worse... I know this is petty and rude and blah blah blah, but this is my blog and I can say this here. Ever have someone ruin something for you? How about someone you’re not fond of? So, out of nowhere, I get a PM on the forums all ‘omg lol you got that anthro? :D lol i didnt like it, she got it from me lol LOL LOL’ And when I showed confusion as she also got a Medium from the same trader I did, I mentioned this. To which she proceeded to act like I was a semi retarded dog. ‘o lol no :D she got it from me because i didnt like it LOL do u understand now?’... And add in more smiley faces, ‘Lols’ and lack of any coherent typing. I NEVER wanted to know she stuffed it into her cunt in the slightest. –Shiver.- No. I would have loved to sit in my bubble of ignorance and maybe get some pleasure out of a dildo made by a site I’m obsessed with (18 toys now, bitches.)

I sell off a lot of my toys, yes. I also have bought 14 (Plus 5 more not made yet) from the Dragons themselves and have gotten 4 trades/adoptions from Forumers. I want to try everything and sometimes they don’t work as well for me as I’d hope and instead of sitting them to rot like on the island of misfit toys, I sell them to people who will love them.  I do not sell/trade toys I have got gotten yet for other ones. I do not trade toys for ones I have already gotten, dislikes and want in the same exact size and firmness and additions as before. Hell, currently, I still have 7 toys by BD in my box. So I’m not going to feel bad about trading every so often, but I’ve also paid full price and waited for 14 thus far. In a month or two, it’ll be at 19.

Beyond my pointless rant... I did enjoy resting the Anthro on my mons, stroking it like it was my own cock. It was actually quite hot. But after a boiling bath, two scrubs and trying to horny myself up, I kind of stuck him in, pictured something I did not want...

And gave up.

I tried again. Mediocre at best.

Fuck people ruining my fantasies.  I need to shower now.